Pleats and Chevrons

So I was pretty lame for Valentine's day this year-I did rock some pink but it wasn't my usual cheese-fest of all reds and pinks.  Also, I had Rand quick take my pictures for the day and didn't check them....big mistake-nearly every single one was a blurry dark disaster so...here is the one picture that came out:
So, I adore this skirt but the Missoni sweater I thrift-ed earlier this month (with the tags still on!!!!) didn't fit me well at all-it's a little big on me and it kinda just hung off me, making me look way wide-ewwww.  Not cool Lori, not cool.  Next time I'll just wear it open over a dress...I think that would work better, I'm so not giving up on it yet!
On a side note:  Can we talk for a second about captchas?!  Am I an effing robot?!  Why can I not read the dang things half the time?!  They annoy the bajeezes out of me..but seriously, is it just me?!
Xo Lori


A Little Slice of Minty Discounts

So as you may know I recently opened a little etsy shop...there's not much in it but it's a start!  Any who, I've noticed that I've gotten some favorites on Etsy but only 1 sale so far (and trust me-there was some major happy dance-age) so I wanted to have sort of a virtual grand opening celebration!!!!!
So, if you're interested, from now until next Monday I'm offering 15% off to A Little Slice of Special readers at The Minty Koala-good for both vintage goodies and my paintings!  
Xo Lori

Makeup Monday: Liquid Liner

Saturday night was a night for awesome celebrations-two of our closest friends here in MN had birthdays this week and to celebrate we went to the Gasthof in Minneapolis! 
 Right before no spend 2012 I ordered a bunch of goodies from elf, including a black liquid liner-  scary x 5,000.  I've used it a few times now and decided that I'd really go for it and do a makeup Monday around it!
I always do my eye makeup last, I know a lot of people do eye makeup first but for me, it just works best last?!  I used Benefit Porefessional (yes I gave it a second try)  and e.l.f. Essential Eyelid Primer (which is just as good as Urban Decay's primer potion IMO...and only $1...ELF also doesn't test on animals).  Next I applied the green shade of e.l.f. Studio Corrective Concealer under my nose to reduce redness, on any blemishes, and used the lighter cream color under my eyes.  The palate itself is $3, it comes with a brush but since I have my own concealer brush (e.l.f. Essential Concealer Brush) I like to use it!  Next I applied my time balm foundation using my e.l.f. Essential Foundation Brush.  I like to keep my foundation use to a minimum so I sweep a light line on each cheek, under my nose, and on my chin.
Then I apply Urban Decay's tinted moisturizer to my entire face, starting on each side of my nose on my cheek and working out from there.  I usually add a dab at a time until I build up enough coverage!  The last step in my face routine is to add a bit of bronzer- I used my trusty old Stila Bronzer (I've been informed that this shade: stila sun highlighter shade 2 is the equivalent).  I like to use a big fluffy face brush like my e.l.f. Essential Powder Brush because the color goes on lightly...I'm pale, it's not like I'm trying to pretend I don't live in MN where I barely see the sun for 20 minutes a day right now...eww...is winter over yet?!
For my eyes I used Too Faced's Smokey Eye Palate's natural smokey eye shades.  I applied the lightest along my brow using the e.l.f. Essential Defining Eye Brush , the middle shade over my entire lid using 
the e.l.f. Essential Eye Shadow Brush and just up past the crease and finally added just a hint of the darkest color (a shimmery brown) to the crease using the e.l.f. Essential Eye Crease Brush.  
Finally, I added Korres kohl liner in white to the inner rim of my bottom lid.  I lightly blended it using The e.l.f. essentials sponge smudge brush.  
Then it was time to suck it up and attempt to use an entirely liquid liner... I used 
e.l.f. Essential Liquid Eyeliner in black.  The first thing I did was establish 2 lines-one all along my lashes, the other was the bottom half of the wing.  I then slowly but surely kept adding a little more liner until I felt I had a general thickness and wing to start to connect the two.  Once I felt like I had a general line I liked I fully connected the two lines.
Because I wanted the wing to extend out from the corner of my eye, not just go out from it, there essentially was an odd gap between the two, I momentarily panicked but realized I just needed to create a thicker line on the curved part of my eyelid. 
To finish it off, I used Urban Decay's 24/7 liner in zero along my lashes and then added a few coats of Maybelline Falsies Flared Mascara.


PS Who watched The Walking Dead last night?!  I've been a little disappointed with the lack of zombies this season and oh man, did they make up for lost time.  The zombie in the car window = all kinds of amazing.  They restored my faith!  

Crappy Days and Crummy Cell Phone Pictures

With a title like that how would you not want to read this post?!  I kid, but there was no way a happy title could sit atop the post accompanying the outfit photos for the stinker of a day I had.  It was so bad I didn't even bother taking pictures with either of my cameras...just the cellular device.
Check out these forced and enraged smiles.  Yes I adored this outfit and gosh darn-it I was going to take pictures but the hubs and I were having a marital meltdown (that lasted a whole 3 hours, so that give you an idea of what our meltdowns actually mean). 
When I got this top from Superstition Vintage I was so saddened to realize that my gigantic arms yet again didn't quite want to squeeze into a gorg vintage top I found.  After realizing that my arms indeed were significantly smaller last week I decided to give it another go and for 99% of the day I was good to go, just when I wanted to lift my arms or obviously, to flex my muscles, did I chance hulking out of my shirt.  
I did find my zen place eventually, even if that was only after an hour long cry fest on the phone with my mommy, but it happened none the less...
Top: Superstition Vintage
Dress: Everly 
Belt: Forever 21
Thanks for letting me vent-a-roo-ski for the second time in a week-thankfully a week after all this crap I can honestly say I feel like I am in a good place again and I hope to stay here for awhile-drama rama is soooooo not my thing!

Xo Lori

Weekly Slices of Special

I feel like I've been running around like a madwoman all week this week!
Work+Life+extra gym time+out of the ordinary after work things has resulted in some raging ADHD...which I now realize is reflected in this weeks list:
you go glen coco
You go Glen Coco.
easy teasing
Via modcloth-totes trying this on Saturday
Loving these matte coral nails with one metallic striped tip! Perfect for spring!
LOVE these matte peach nails with metallic stripes!
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Um helllooooo MINT PANTS?!  NEEEED!
Just love this dress! via The Pineneedle Collective
LOVE everything about this
Betsey is just amazing! #love
And I adore everything about Betsey!
Must make 10 of these! :)  
I very much want to make one of these...or maybe ten...
glitter dartstriped bowtie pastalovely succulents!
And I have no need for these goodies but I mean seriously, how could I not want them?!
$21 
Oh and I cannot wait...  The hubs surprised me for Valentine's day with a pink Ukulele!!!!  It's on backorder right now but someday in the near future it will be mine, it's all purchased and has my name all over it (proverbially of course!) I'm pretty sure this is going to be the longest month EVER!  

And finally in a search to find things to message to a great friend that needed cheering up I found all of this magic:
SOMEONE GET ME SOME PANTENE....I was doubled over I was laughing so hard!
RIP ryan dunn
So glad I got to meet and hug Ryan Dunn at least once in my life...
Bam Margera and Ryan Dunn /R.I.P/
What is bringing you joy this week?
XO
Lori